Proud Dad T-Shirt

For the dads who love hard, laugh louder, and know exactly who broke the garage door. This top is peak fatherhood energy—equal parts love, chaos, and brutal honesty. Wear it with pride (and maybe a little side-eye). Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling, eye-watering truth, and your kids calling you “rude” in public.

•Front Design:

“PROUD DAD OF A FEW DUMBASS KIDS” in all-caps, clean black font that says it loud and proud. Straightforward. Unapologetic. Slightly unhinged—just like parenting.

•Why You Need It:

• Perfect for cookouts, ball games, or yelling “SHUT THE DOOR!” for the 100th time
• Soft, durable heather gray cotton—can survive spills, tantrums, and dad jokes
• Makes a hilarious Father’s Day gift or surprise for the no-nonsense, real-talk kind of dad
• Sure to spark laughs, eye-rolls, and at least one “Hey, he’s talking about you!”

•Care Instructions:

Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!

*These tops are made to order - orders may take 2-7 days! Sweatshirts and hoodies are limited in color, please leave your contact information!*