Personally Victimized Top

They may be tiny… but they are terrifying. This top is for the parents out here taking daily emotional damage from 3-foot dictators in dinosaur jammies. Whether you’ve been headbutted before breakfast or shamed for cutting their toast the wrong way, you’ve earned this uniform of survival. Perfect for moms, dads, sitters, or anyone out here dodging flying sippy cups and emotional whiplash before 10 a.m. Your kid may be calling the shots right now, but at least you can look hilarious while slowly losing your mind. 

•Back Design:

Big, bold, neon green bubble letters reading: “Personally Victimized By My Toddler” complete with checkered borders and a rock-on hand graphic, because if you’re gonna get wrecked, you might as well do it with style.

•Front Pocket Design:

Mini version of the same — “Personally Victimized” with the hand sign — so even from the front, people know what kind of war zone you just came from.

•Why You Need It:

• Soft, stretchy, and strong — just like you
• Loud enough to warn people not to ask “what’s wrong”
• Mood-lifting color combo for when your patience is gone
• The perfect gift for new moms, tired dads, or your bestie in the trenches of toddlerhood

•Care Instructions:

Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!

*These tops are made to order - orders may take 2-7 days! Sweatshirts and hoodies are limited in color, please leave your contact information!*