Mount And Dew You Top

Subtle? Never heard of her. This top is for the confident folks who like their humor like they like their drinks — carbonated and a little dirty. Whether you’re cracking open a cold one or cracking jokes at a BBQ, this top gets the job done: fast laughs, double takes, and a whole lot of attention. If you’re the type to shoot your shot and make them laugh while you’re at it, this top was made for you.

• Front Design:

“I’d Mount and Dew Ya” in a playful, bold font with classic green and red soda-style lettering. It’s cheeky. It’s clever. It’s 100% a crowd-pleaser. (Especially for fans of wordplay… and foreplay.)

•Why You Need It:

• Soft, breathable cotton with just the right amount of naughty
• Perfect for parties, lake days, tailgates, or Valentine’s Day shenanigans
• Instant icebreaker — trust us, strangers will comment
• Hilarious gift for your flirty partner, Mountain Dew addict, or the friend who’s always “just being honest”

•Care Instructions:

Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!

*These tops are made to order - orders may take 2-7 days! Sweatshirts and hoodies are limited in color, please leave your contact information!*