Dad Tax Top

Here’s a top that every dad needs—and every kid fears. This comfy beige top lays down the law with humor that hits home for anyone who’s ever had their fries mysteriously disappear on the drive home. Because dads don’t steal fries—they enforce the Dad Tax.

•Front Design:

DAD TAX (bold and proud) with a big graphic of a burger, fries, and drink. Followed by: “IF I’M BUYIN’ I’M TRYIN’” in thick, all-caps black print that makes sure no one misses the message.

•Why This Top is a Must-Have:

• Perfect for dads who love snacks and sarcasm
• Ultra-soft cotton that holds up to both dad jokes and ketchup stains
• Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just reminding the family who’s boss at the drive-thru
• Casual enough for weekend wear, hilarious enough for every day

•Care Instructions:

Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!

*These tops are made to order - orders may take 2-7 days! Sweatshirts and hoodies are limited in color, please leave your contact information!*