Cars Top

You’re not cocky—you’re just confident… and this shirt makes that crystal clear. Whether you’re built like a rusty tow truck or a well-oiled machine, this top brings laughs, charm, and just enough mischief to turn heads. It’s for the guys who know they’ve still got it—under the hood and under the top. This top doesn’t take itself too seriously—because neither do you. Toss it on, crack a cold one, and wait for the compliments (and confused looks).

• Front Design:

A cartoon-style tow truck (with a suspiciously familiar smile) grinning wide beneath the hilarious phrase: “She Just Wants Me for My Body” in bold, retro-style lettering that curves around the graphic. It’s clever, punny, and sure to get at least three people to stop and laugh wherever you go.

• Why You Need It: 

• Soft beige cotton that pairs with anything (especially dad jokes)
• Perfect for car guys, class clowns, or anyone who appreciates a good pun
• Guaranteed to make someone snort-laugh at the gas station
• Makes a hilarious gift for your gearhead buddy, redneck uncle, or anyone built for more than just looks

•Care Instructions:

Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!

*These tops are made to order - orders may take 2-7 days! Sweatshirts and hoodies are limited in color, please leave your contact information!*